For something new and different.

Nobody likes unwanted attention — hence why it’s called unwanted attention. If you liked it, I guess it would be called wanted attention. Apparently this makes me ungracious — but so what. Nobody likes someone constantly staring in their bedroom window to ‘check up’ on things when you’ve forgotten to draw the curtains. It’s creepy and weird, and unless you’re equally creepy, it’s not fun. It’s a hassle and can sometimes feel like security threat. Or … just the world’s biggest pain in the arse.

So that’s how things are going to start here. Me, whinging about the unfairness and the woe of it all — life sucking because someone keeps coming in to my life and throwing a metaphoric cream pie in my face.

Not always does it suck though, sometimes I really like my life. One day I hope to be able to walk around so happy that others feel nauseated and end up coming to the conclusion that I just have a truly punchable face…. One day – but not this day.

So, I also changed my phone number too, if you have it, I ask that you please never give it out to anyone under any circumstance without checking with me first. Unless of course there’s a really hot guy … or you come across a public toilet that is in need of graffitti in a place where you are sure that someone is in need of a good time…

I’m just kidding … sort of.

Get ready to read all about my wily ways here on my new blog. If you don’t comment, I will actually punch you; well, if I figure out a way to outsmart technology first.

And I will….

SHAZAYYYYM!

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6 Comments

  1. Im leaving my comment here, I dont wanna be punched!!!! Hahahahahah!!! Love you lots and lets pray that VERMIN will leave your life for good!! ;c)

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  2. Yeah, I'm getting really good at punching now that Jesse and I have to fight for our food most days…. Also, the vermin that have taken up residence in our box — I hope THEY will leave us alone too. 😦 Love you lots, even if you boast your fancy eats and permanent working husband.

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  3. I don't know, I'm kind of interested in the idea of being punched; I guess I'm just weird that way. But I guess it will never happen now since I've commented. Oh well. Anyway, I just thought I'd better let you know that I haven't just dropped off the edge of the earth, even though I do doggedly believe that the earth is flat. (Come on, you can get pictures from space to prove anything you want!) Nice looking page! I hope no cetain so-and-so is giving you too much irritation. Wait, you're not talking about me, are you? (Whistles innocently…) x

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  4. girl you know i know some people in some low places! just say the word.

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  5. haha, whats the point?

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  6. Gus, mate, I really dont want to punch you, especially considering that you will be expecting it if I was to agree. That would be counter productive — unless of course you are guilty of any of these five crimes against humanity and then I will reconsider. Also, I am subscriptive to the notion that the world is flat, but that may be a whole other entry. Now, the million dollar question is, where is your blog!?

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